I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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