It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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