Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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