That's intense
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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