Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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