God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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