i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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