...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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