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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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