Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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