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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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