I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
