Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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