He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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