And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
