My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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