My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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