try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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