During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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