Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't think brook has ever known best
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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