Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Semen is not good for contacts.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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