But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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