you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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