I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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