You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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