If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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