Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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