do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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