used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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