I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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