I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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