I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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