I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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