arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
