dude i'm inner monologue high
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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