I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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