I can tuck mytits in my pants
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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