So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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