butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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