I'd wear matching sweaters with you
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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