I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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