I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
ugly people sure do ruin things
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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