If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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