Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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