im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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