Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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