You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
