is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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