Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I will pee on everything he values.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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