yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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