a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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