your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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