Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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