I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it's not cheating when I paid for it
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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